Monday, June 8, 2009

the fall of ROY

the fall of ROY

Roy,famous a s andrew symonds,has fallen prey to the vicious onslaught of the bourgeoisie values (like management ,professionalism,discipline and team spirit etc.) on the society in general ,and cricket in particular (wat wid the dhonis ,strausses and pups at helm).in deep anguish ,i lament the loss of symmo,who brought gusto the field,everytime he walked on it......

tragically,unceremoniously, falls the colossus,andrew symonds
cricket australiaz uncut,unpolished ,crazy,coloured diamond......
ousted for violating petty team orders,oh wat a loss to the game
when left with pedestrian talent,cricket needs such huge names.

most lethal with the willow,acrobatic on the field , wiliest of bowlers,
but quite lenient with his drinks,and much too profligate with howlers......
ball's best hitter after richards,this few would dispute,
as elektric in a bar as in the field,a sledger of repute.

with king warnie's era over,and the pigeon havin flown,
the explosive gilli having retired,and the giant haydos gone,
haven't suckers taken over the cricket down under,
very high on rhetoric and pride,but devoid of thunder.
the Pups and the punters now call the shots
professionalism,discipline must-have for team spots
with the fucking middle class' advent all over the place
this wild flower's antics were deemed loss of face

When his own mates(pup), stabbed him in the back,
for boozing,fishing,rioting,symmo ,started getting flaks,
afflicted with hubris,he cudnt stem the slide
recklessness overcame sanity,the more and more he tried
insatiable hunger,and aggression unalloyed ,that effected riots on the field,
the trapeze artist leaps, the bludgeoning bat,did great victories yield,
grew insidiously into ego demons, that took over his soul,
the warrior became a drunkard,causing everyday new brawl.


the "obnoxious weed" called him a monkey,maybe he was right, after all,
he can fly and fight as the monkey god,hanuman, even after his fall
Uncouth,untamed,a perennial bad boy,
The harshesh of the big bullies,such was ROY.

## bhajji was dubbed as OBNOXIOUS WEED by MATT HAYDEN......
## pup is micheal clark.....roy's chum,who didnt defend him,later stabbed him
punter is PONTING....

1 comment:

  1. A sad song mourning the loss of a truly volatile n sublime cricketer to all-pervading middle class values.For once,it doesnt really matter if u r black or white,caucasian or nigger,first/second or third world....Middle class rule is a global phenomena and is here to stay.Substance abuse they say let him down.Spineless & substanceless people deciding the fate of a man who gave immense pleasure(and sensational news)on & off the field.Lets raise a toast in the name of lost soul,the departed......Thanks abhinav for saying all the things which we always feel.

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